Overheard at Work: Fortress of Solitude

Superman in his Fortress of Solitude
Photo source: Bill Christensen. “Superman’s Fortress of Solitude Found.” technovelgy.com

Him: You can’t just stay there in your Fortress of Solitude all by yourself!
 

Her: Why else would you have a Fortress of Solitude?

No, People Toast Bullets

Toasters Toasting People Photo by: This Blog Rules

From the "Overheard at Work" files:

So if “guns don’t kill people; people kill people.” Does that mean that “toasters don’t toast toast; toast toasts people?”

I think he got his tang toungled.

Zombies at Work

Who wouldn’t want to dance with either of these two lovelies? Photo source: Djordje Zlatanovic Photography Blog

From the “Overheard at Work” file, appropriate for the Halloween season:

“I’ve been invited to a Zombie Ball, but I don’t know if I’m going.”

“It’s a no-brainer. Go!”

Fur Coat Anyone?

I guess there are two sides to every issue. The photographer agrees. Photo source: Berkley Magazine

From the "Overheard at Work" file, two guys were looking at a photograph:

“Dude! Is that a fur coat? It makes you look like a pimp.”

[immediate response] “I did have a job before this one.”