The Check’s in the Mail

I’m still behind on everything and getting behinder as I go. Makes me feel like I am the Post Office or something.

Image Source: Fairfield County, SC

I know you want what’s on my mind

I know you like what’s on my mind

I know it eats you up inside

I know ya know ya know ya know

—Weird Al

My friend Captain Flatulence sent me this meme in email form. I’m posting it here. Consider yourself tagged, gentle readers.

Email Meme

1. What time is it?
07:23
2. What are you most afraid of?
Financial ruin. I mentioned this in last Friday’s post, “Pneumonia.”
3. Where were you born?
Freeport, Texas. The hospital where I was born became an orphanage sometime after they tried to poison me by giving me drugs that induced massive projectile vomiting to help me recover from having my tonsils out. Then they put a really nice kid in my room. Unfortunately, he had been hospitalized with a severe case of the flu. Good thing that hospital went out of business. I don’t know if the building is still standing.
4. What is your natural hair color?
Light brown, becoming more streaked with silver as I age
5. Have you traveled?
Yes.
6. Love someone so much it made you cry?
Yes.
7. Been in a car accident?
Yes.
8. BMW or Mercedes Benz?
Jaguar
9. Favorite day of the week?
Today.
10. Favorite restaurant?
Mesa Rosa
11. Favorite flower?
Roses, any color
12. Favorite sport to watch?
Football. There is another sport to watch?
13. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Green
14. Favorite ice cream?
Cookies ’n’ Cream
15. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Pixar, so I guess that means Disney.
16. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Chipotle. I like their food enough to forgive them for such a useless web site.
17. How many times you failed your driver’s test?
Never. Not for any class or endorsement, but I wouldn’t want to take the hazmat endorsement again right now.
18. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?
Spam
19. What do you do most often when you are bored?
Sleep.
20. Bedtime?
Earlier than is possible.
21. Who will respond to this meme the quickest?
Suna
22. Who is the person least likely to respond?
Beccano or Trackgrease
23. Who is the person you are most curious to see their answers?
These questions are pretty lame.
24. What means the most to you?
Love, family
25. Favorite TV shows?
• Bones
• New Yankee Workshop
• Sunday Night Football (sigh)
• Dark Shadows
26. Dating males or females?
Long-term relationship with a SWF.
27. Tall or short?
Me? Or my sweetie?
28. How many pets do you have?
Five
29. Above or below 29?
Above
30. What would you like to accomplish/do before you die?
Live—forever, if possible.