Wednesday, April 08, 2015

Red jeep with upside-down writing on the wind screen that says, "If you can read this, roll me over." “If you can read this, roll me over”
This Jeep is bluffing!

I saw this Jeep parked at Costco. Given the amount of spit and polish it evidences, I think the owners are daydreaming. Their concept of offloading must include a heavy dew on a paved road.

Thursday, January 01, 2015

Till There Was You

Cowpie FaceTalk about a smiling pile of shit... Photo by: Linda Tanner

This parody just came to me in the shower this morning—no particular inspiration.

There was shit in the field
But I never noticed its stinking
No I never smelled it reeking
Till there was you
       —Apologies to Meredith Willson

What a thought to start the new year! Luckily, Linda Tanner’s inspirational photo-art plopped right out of the Googles when I was looking for a suitable illustration.